Cigarette:A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.***********

Love affairs:Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.***********

Marriage:It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master***********

Divorce: Future tense of marriage***********

Lecture:An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.***********

Conference:The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.***********

Compromise:The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.***********

Tears:The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. .***********

Dictionary:A place where divorce comes before marriage.***********

Conference Room:A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.***********

Ecstasy:A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.***********

Classic:A book which people praise, but do not read.***********

Smile:A curve that can set a lot of things straight.***********

Office:A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.***********

Yawn:The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.***********

Etc:A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.***********

Committee:Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.***********

Experience:The name men give to their mistakes.***********

Atom Bomb:An invention to end all inventions.***********

Philosopher:A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.***********

Diplomat:A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.***********

Opportunist:A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.***********

Optimist:A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.***********

Pessimist:A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY**********

Miser:A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.***********

Father:A banker provided by nature.***********

Criminal:A guy no different from the rest… Except that he got caught.***********

Politician:One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.*********** L

Doctor:A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.***********

Boss: Someone who comes early when you are late and is late when you come early.***********

Classic:Books, which people praise but do not read.***********

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake that everybody believes he got the largest piece.***********

Committee:A group of individuals who can do nothing individually but sit to decide that nothing can be done together.***********

Conference:The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.***********

Conference Room:A venue where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody agrees later.***********

Dictionary:A place where pay, reward and success come before work.***********

Doctor:A medical person who kills your ills by pills and kills you with bills.***********

Etc.: A grammatical sign used to make people believe that you know more than you do.***********

Experience:The name men give to their mistakes.***********

Father: A banker provided by nature.***********

Lecture: The art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to that of the students without going through the brains of either.***********

Life Insurance: A contact that keeps you poor all your life so that you can be rich after.***********

Marriage:An agreement where a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. ***********

Nurse: A person who wakes you to give you sleeping pills.***********

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous homely life.***********

Philosopher: A man who torments himself all his life to become wise after death. ***********

Politician:Someone who shakes your hand before the elections and your confidence after.***********

Saturday and Sunday: Are strong days as the others are weak days (weekdays). ***********

School:A place where Papa pays and son plays.***********

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.***********

Tears:A hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.***********

Yawn: The only time a husband can open his mouth.***********

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* get all the medicin you might need n ur way up
* never go with ur parents if thy or you cant keep up to their speed
* nvr go with ur bf/gf if thy cant keep up with u
* start to climb at night
* have ur dinner at the bottom not ur way up
* try not to stop on your way up or down

thre were many other stuff i wanted to tell ill put then up as thy popup

k quick guide

make a folder in /usr/share/fonts
mkdir /usr/share/fonts/myfonts

copy all the fonts to the folder
cp /home/oshanr/fedora_software/fonts/* /usr/share/fonts/myfonts

cache them
fc-cache

check them
fc-list

Thts it

http://blog.whatsupbuddy.com/uploads/install
this is the file i run after i install fedora hope it will help your’ll too

first put all you images(jpg i assume) to a one folder and run the rename script to number the pics
http://blog.whatsupbuddy.com/uploads/rename download this file and give it execute permission

then download this file and edit the following parameters as you wish
http://blog.whatsupbuddy.com/uploads/add

dir=fedora #{the name of the folder}
size=121 #{the number of images}
duartion=120.0 #{the duration of the wallpaper in seconds}
transition=5.0 #{the duration of the transition in seconds}

and run the add file inside the image folder
then copy the image folder to /user/share/backgrounds
then open system-preferences-apperance and change the wallpaper to /user/share/backgrounds/{dir}/{dir}.xml

thats it

hy guys once i tried to install ma system it doesnt detect ma sound card , i tryied restarting but still it doesnt

then i tryied removing onboard audio from bios
Thn it worked

Google this week released Picasa 3.5 for Windows and Mac. Sadly no Linux version was offered, a fact Google blamed on the lowly adoption figures they have for Picasa on Linux.

I think that’s a shame because Picasa is such an incredible application – its photo editing, its photo management, it’s integrated web services… All are just first class.

Picasa 3.5 brings with it: -
Facial recognition
Geo-tagging
Better text tool
Awesome Tagging tools
Photo importing improvements

There are two option to install Picasa 3.5 in Linux.

First is to simply install the Windows version via Wine. It runs okay but lacks some of the basic Linux integration that Picasa for Linux comes with.

The second is to go one further and replace Picasa 3.0 for Linux with 3.5. Everything works (bar what never has) and it runs off of the same self-contained Wine install that Picasa for Linux does – meaning you don’t lose any integration with Gnome.

This article is about installing 3.5 as a Linux version.

You will need Picasa 3.0 already installed, as well as WINE.

You can either grab a .deb of 3.0 from
picasa.google.com/linux

or add the Google testing repository to ‘Software Sources’
deb http://dl.google.com/linux/deb/ testing non-free

Update/reload your sources after adding and then
sudo apt-get install picasa

To install Wine: -
sudo apt-get install wine

Get 3.5 FOR WINDOWS

Now grab a copy of Picasa 3.5 for windows!

http://dl.google.com/picasa/picasa35-setup.exe

Install this in wine by double-clicking on it, etc.

Installing 3.5 in Linux

Copy the installed Picasa 3.5 from

$cp -rf /home/{username}/.wine/drive_c/Program\ Files/Google/Picasa3 /opt/google/picasa/3.0/wine/drive_c/Program\ Files/Google/Picasa3

You’ll likely need to do this as root so
gksu nautilus

via a terminal to gain access.

Providing you already have Picasa 3.0 for Linux installed, all of the above directories should be there.

Once done, that’s it! Fire up Picasa 3.5 from your
Applications > Graphics > Picasa

menu and all of the new features are there ready and waiting.

well its been a long time since i wrote my last article , i just found out about this and thought of sharing with u in simple way .

k to start up just remember that
$ = usermode
and
# = root
and those are commands you need to type in terminal
k now if you wants to narrat the current time just run
$saytime

and it you wants to say something
$echo “hi whatsupbuddy , have a nice day” | text2wave > hi.wav

template is
${command to send text} | text2wave > {output filename.wav}

so if u have a file to read just type
$cat {filename} | text2wave > {output filename.wav}

now to playback the wav just use
$aplay hi.wav
or
$aplay {output filename.wav}